faking orgasm

it’s every dad’s fear their daughter dating a guy who drives a panel van aka ‘shag wagon’.  i dated a guy who drove a panel van.  i was an adult when i was dating him so no point dad worrying.

we go on a date out for a drive to some national park and we park the panel van by a lake with the tail end facing the water, the boot open so we can sit and watch the moon reflect on the waters surface.

not that we’re doing much moon watching.  he’s putting the moves on me and i’m just going with the flow.  i’ll be honest.  sometimes you’re just not in the mood for sex.  sometimes it doesn’t matter what moves are made you simply can’t get in to it.  this one of those times.  not that he noticed and not that his moves were good enough to turn me on.  he just kept going with his moves concentrating on what he wanted while i obliged.

so there we are, him on top, me lying there taking it like a man [what ever that means].  he had been giving it his best shot for quite some time.  thrusting away on top of me as though that was all he needed to do to get me hot and excited.  it was not unenjoyable.  i just wasn’t feeling turned on or in the mood.  he was.  so i figured it would be nice to let him have his fun.

ages later i’m lying there thinking when is he going to finish?  he’s taking ages.  has he climaxed yet?  i thought i heard him climax yet he’s still going.  how is that possible?  when will it be over?

then he turns to me and asks me, “have you orgasmed yet?”  in my mind i’m thinking, did you hear me orgasm, no, then of course i haven’t.  but then i’m not interested in orgasming and i realise this could be my out.  maybe he’s still going like an everready battery because he’s waiting for me to climax – how thoughtful of him.  rather than fake an orgasm which i’ve never done in my life i simply say “yes.  have you?”  he tells me he climaxed ages ago [i'm still wondering how it was possible for him to keep going afterward] and with that he hops off me and we’re done.

the end.