ode to mia mamma no 1

you said i'm your best friend

yet you never took my side

you asked me to pay for things

you gave to others for free

you pointed out my imperfections

to my face and to others

i'd talk to you, tell you my side

and not be believed when your heard their's

that's not how best friends treat each other

you didn't have my back

or my best interests at heart

you've never really been there for me

never truly done anything for me

and falsely claim i'mm your best friend

what you provide is not friendship

let alone best friends

ode to mia mamma no 2

when i did it i was scrooge, tight arse, not generous

all of age 18

he was well into not giving well into adulthood

he was never scrooge, tight arse, not generous

he didn't know any better, you excused

because you're not calling him names, making him, asking him, coaching him

i've been more giving to you than he's ever been!

but i'm the tight wad

never letting the moths out of my purse

til death do we part